Fable
She's in the Oddities now.  Well I guess having Triple-E sized boobs is Odd...
(Sable)
Moona
I liked her more when she was kicked ass in WCW.  She can get hardcore with Stevie Richard...
(Luna)
Cartman
Eric's mom said he had to get out and get a job.  She got tired of pimping herself out to pay for his $400 weekly grocery bill.
(Golga)
Turban
What a big dork!
(Kurgan)
The Giant Retard
I think Bryan Christopher has more brains that these two combined.
(Silva)