The ECW
Stan Douglas
When it comes to record breaking barfing, Stan's "The Franchise".
(Shane Douglas)
Stan Van Damn
What can you say about Stan, he's the fuckin show.
(Rob Van Dam)
Jaz
Survive, if I let you.  Or if you just beat the hell out of me first.
(Taz)
Kyle Canjewdo
Take a good look at the guy taken care of Sunny's needs.
(Chris Candido)
Saboo-boo
This guy's got some serious scars.  I'm so glad we're getting ECW now.
(Sabu)
The Beerman
There's nothing quite like a guy that gets ready for a match by smokin a pack of unfiltered `cigs and a guzzling a 6 pack of beer.  Damn, I feel a tear coming on.
(The Sandman)
Kyle Dreamer
Insert your own description here, `cause I don't have one.
(Tommy Dreamer)