The Undertaken
Let's here it for the phenom!  The phenom?  What the hell, this guy has 3 moves, some pyro, and some neat makeup and you call him a phenom?  Guess I'm a phenom then huh?
(The Undertaker)
Hello Ladies! Stan the Stud
WWF's starting to make a good habbit of employing washed up porn stars these days.  Good job guys!?
(Val Venis)
OLD2K
Old gimmicks don't die, they jsut get new tights.
(LOD 2000, LOD, Road Warriors, Bonnie & Clyde, Adam & Eve)
Honey
WWF's Ring-Slut replacement after Elizabeth left them high & dry.  Does a lot better job in ECW.
(Sunny)
Marc Marsho
I damn near got glass jaw broken six times.  I'm not an athlete?
(Marc Mero)
Fable
Why a fable?  Cause everyone knows that stuff isn't real..........
(Sable)
Kyle Snow and the Head
HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD.  J.O.B. 4 Life:  Pin Me - Pay Me.
(Al Snow)
Mr. McMuppet
Ever notice how he seems to have his hands up Patterson and Brisco's asses?
(Vince McMahon)
Kenny Shamrock
The Most Unlucky Boy in the World
(Ken shamrock)
Dan Severed
Oh My God!  They Ripped off Dan's Arms!  You Bastards!
(Dan Severn)
Kyle Severn
Ooooh, "The Beast"... Growl..... Hisssss.  I'm scared.
(Dan Severn)
Stone Cold Eric Cartman
Cartman 3:16 means I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper sack, but somehow I fought my way through some guy's rubber the night of the Drunken Barn Dance.
(Steve Austin)

Don't Miss Stone Cold sporting his new
Fat Ass University Shirt.
Man-Love
this guy has more personalities than I've got graphics.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny)
Kaney
Long lost brother of The Undertaken.  He swears vengeance against his brother and will someday have someone to fight with if I ever finish The Undertaken.
(Kane)
Wide-As-A-Potater
What time is it?  What time is it?  What time is it?  It's Wide-As-A-Potater Time!  Actually it's time to put down the damn Cheezy Poofs and get off your sorry fat ass you poor piece of trash!
(Vader)
FatDust

(Dustin Rhodes, Golddust)
Ledge
Hey look, WWF has a vampire hunter now.
(Edge)
Gan-Green
Cool gimick, this guys gonna get a HUGE push.  Wouldn't it be kinda wierd to have a Blood Sucker go up against Val Venis?  Just a thought.
(Gangrel)
Humanity
The Picture of Corporate Excellence.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny)
Spastic Jack
N o teeth, Lots of scars, Does not play well with others.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny)