Hollywood Broflovski
Face it, he's the reason we're all here.  He's old, uses lots of Ben-Gay, and sprays his chest with Armor All.  What a cake-boy.
("Hollywood" Hulk Hogan)
The Ass-Kisser
Since when did Hogan get so popular he needed his own guard, wait, I get it now.   This guy is Hogan's personal cabana boy.  I'm sure he doesn't look good in a Speedo.
(Ed Leslie)
Sleazy-E
And remember.... the NWO loves each and every one of you!!!  Except you, you're ugly.
(Eric Bischoff)
Flush
Hey, I'm almost a worse actor than Hennig is.
(Brian Adams)
Prick Rude
What a jackass.  This man was born with a 5 O'clock shadow.
(Rick Rude)
"I'm Always Hurt" Hennig
Once he was perfect, now he's a nobody.
(Curt Hennig)
Big Poppa Dump
Does anyone else out there want to see him flex one day and watch that huge vein in his arm explode, or is it just me?
(Scott Steiner)
Stan Hall
Hey yo.  I'm Scott Hall, and I'm an alcoholic, and an old lady molester.
(Scott Hall)
Rodzilla! Rodzilla
Congratulations Dennis, you've almost finished out your contract with WCW.   People might finally stop making fun of you.
(Dennis Rodman)
Bret "The Barf-Bag" Marsh
You know, for a Canadian, this guy sure doesn't seem to use the term "eh" or "hoser" throughout any of his interviews.  He's Not the best there was, is, or ever will be.  He's the actually the poster man for Jerry-Curl Activator.
(Bret Hart)
Scott "Flash in my pants" Cartman
This guy delivers a more powerful powerbomb than Nash could ever dream of.
(Scott Norton)
He's THE STUFF!! BARF BAGwell
 He's Buff, & I think he stepped in some stuff.  I gotta admit, he's pretty ripped, for a really bad actor.  
(Marcus "Buff" Bagwell)
Goddam, That's A Giant S.O.B.
I'm personally really glad this guy went back to being a heel.  He gets a change to smart off to people again.  He's a natural asshole, like Nash used to be.
(The Giant)
Who cares what my name is.
Lets face it folks, this man wouldn't have a job in WCW today had he not played the race card.  Nothing personal, but guy sucks.
(Vincent)
The Ultimate Weapon
Okay, where and when is this guy gonna show?
(The ultimate Warrior)
Big Poppa Pump
Sting
Nash