Heart Breaker Stan
He barfs whenever Wendy comes around, then he tells the world to "Suck It".
(Shawn Michaels)
Triple X
Damn, what a nose.  That's all you can say about this guy.  Oh yeah, he's got the hots for Blubba, the fattest blunder of the world.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley)
Blubba, The Fattest Blunder in the World
This she-male could pick up a cow; up to her lips to take a bite.   Inspiration for the slogan "Chug It".
(Chyna)

Kyle-Pac
One of my favorite guys when he was with the other company.  He got screwed.   Oh yeah, & he's Jewish.
(Shawn Waltman, 1-2-3 Kid, Syxx, X-Pac, Cartman's Mom)
Road Dog Sissy Stan
Ladies and Gentleman, Children of all ages.... The New Age In-laws!!!!!!!!   This guy should quit wrestling and start working for a radio station.
(Road Dog Jesse James)
Fat-Ass Eric Gun
Damn, no wonder he's called Mr. Ass.
(Bad Ass Billy Gun)